工作三句半，是一种流行于中国大陆的网络语言，用于形容幽默、简洁、生动的表述方式。这种语言常常被用于表达关于工作的各种感受和心情。下面是一些工作三句半的台词，让我们一起来看看：

1. 累成狗，赚得猪。

Tired as a dog, but earned like a pig.

2. 看着电脑屏幕，我就是一条鱼。

Staring at the computer screen, I feel like a fish.

3. 胆子小的人做不了大事，胆子大的人被老板开除。

Those who are too timid to take risks will never accomplish anything. Those who take risks will get fired by their boss.

4. 上班就是为了下班，下班就是为了上班。

Going to work is just to wait for the end of work, and going home is just to wait for the next day of work.

5. 职场就是个大型的演技比拼。

The workplace is a big competition of acting skills.

6. 再累再苦，也要微笑着面对。

No matter how tired and hard it is, we must face it with a smile.

7. 工作不是生活的全部，但没有工作的生活是不完整的。

Work is not the whole life, but life without work is incomplete.

8. 一份工作，一份责任，一份付出，一份收获。

A job is a responsibility, an effort, and a reward.